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| Beautiful Park |
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| Artsy-fartsy Picture |
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| Warsaw Christmas Market |
So, remember in my Morocco trip post how I kept a list of life lessons learned? Well, earned several more to add to that list, but from my weekend in Warsaw. So, I guess here goes, the list of life lessons learned in Warsaw:
#1: Pierogies for breakfast, lunch and dinner are not frowned upon, but encouraged.
#2: Chocolate in all shapes and forms makes a good meal replacement as well.
#3: Pay for the more expensive hostel because it will definitely be worth it.
#4: Christmas markets are the best thing EVER, because it is the most wonderful time of the year.
Hold on, no worries, I get that all three life lessons require some explanation. So, here it goes. Basically pierogies are all over the place and come in so many different varieties that it is often hard to choose, but one can never go wrong with the classic russian version: potatoes and cheese. Here is how it goes at the pierogie place: Walk in to a warm cozy restaurant filled with yummy childhood-memory-inducing smells. Get all happy. Find a menu. Try and figure out what the words in polish mean, actually, just try and find the one that looks like 'russian' and go with it (or if it has an english menu, then pick whichever you want). Order, pay, sit down. Wait. Food arrives looking and smelling awesomely and it literally screams 'EAT ME!' to you. And even though you have that intense urge to gobble up all the pierogies at once. Stop. Don't. Take a picture of both your plate of food and any label bearing restaurant name (extra points if it has the restaurant, pass go and collect $200 if a map is included). Now you may eat the pierogies, but make sure you savor them because they disappear quite quickly. After you leave the restaurant, fear not, less than a block away you will for sure pass another pierogie restaurant if you have a hankering for more.
As for chocolate, well, Warsaw is home to the Wedel's original chocolate shop. Now, I am not a picky chocolate person, so really, any chocolate will do, but OMG, not sure any chocolate will do now that I have been to Wedel's. It is pure magic. You walk in and are hit with this warm fuzzy feeling of being literally covered in the smell of melted chocolate just begging you to spend wayyyyy too much money, it doesn't help that you walk in right into the counter filled with chocolate goodies. But, then, you sit down to order something to drink and eat and see all these tables with various chocolate creations and you start to feel overwhelmed, well, it doesn't stop there, because the menu comes out and it is way more than a menu. It is like an illustrated novel where every single picture is begging to be ordered and if you don't pay attention, ordering more and more and more could just happen. But, I ended up not spending all my money at Wedel's and got the Trio of hot chocolate and the apple pie à la mode. They were both good choices, actually, amazing choices. I think my hankering for real Thanksgiving apple pie played a role in my choice even though I also wanted a chocolatey creation, but I guess I will just have to go back.
And I guess now, I have to discuss our hostel. Not even sure where to start, except that you get what you pay for, I guess. Where to start. Well, the wifi was shit - not only was it only the lobby, but it didn't work on the iPhones, which wouldn't really be an issue because there were computers in the lobby to use, but someone was ALWAYS on them and would be for way more than the 30 min. time limit. UGH. Then, oh dear Lord, the bathroom. THE BATHROOM. There was 1 per floor, which meant that it was shared by like 20+ people. And it wouldn't have been too bad, hell yes it would have, no need to try and glorify it, I mean come on! There was mold crawling up the walls, the grouting was crumbling, there was a consistent supple of standing water with the same crumpled up wet "towel" on the floor during our whole stay. There was a sporadic supply of toilet paper and hand soap. And there were creepy crawlies all over the floor. And it smelled, and I have been living in Paris with the Paris metros, and it smelled WORST. So, definitely will not be giving Nathan's Villa Hostel a good review and will for sure, choose the more expensive option when confronted with cheap vs. cheaper vs. cheapest.
And finally, back on a happier note, the CHRISTMAS MARKET!!! It was fantastic, and the only thing that could have made it even better would have been if there was snow and all the lights were on. But, we had lots of fun from getting real candy apples to chocolate-covered fruit to doing some shopping for winter clothing essentials (i.e. hat and scarf). I wish I could describe it to its full glory, but the pictures will have to try and do it justice.
Well, that is this week's blog. Look forward to next weekend: Salon du Cheval and Dublin!
Over and out, your Global Warrior, Caitlin.
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| Restaurant name and map! |
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| PIEROGIES! |
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| Christmas Tree |
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| Warsaw, POLAND |
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| More pierogies |
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| Beer, chips 'n' guac, pollo en mollo |
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| Candy apple from Christmas Market |
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| It's Christmas time at Wedel's!! |
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| E. Wedel's Chocolate Shop |
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| Apple pie & trio of hot chocolate |
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| Twinkling Tree |